"Boy, everyone is stupid except me." [Homer the Heretic]

"C'mon TV, gimme some of that sweet, sweet pep!" [Homer the Heretic]

"D'oh! (annoyed grunt)"

"Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom." [The Front]

"Woohoo!"

"Yeah, you kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work. The only one who has it easy is Marge." [Bart Gets Famous]

"*SCREAM*"

"Check core temperature. Yes/No? Yes!" [King-Size Homer]

"D'oh! (annoyed grunt)"

"Mmmm... donuts."

"Ooooh... Ohhlahno.. this is not good." [When You Dish Upon a Star]

"Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn." [Boy Scoutz N the Hood]

"Whaddoi do? Whaddoi do?" [Homer Goes to College]

"What's an ELTDOWN?" [I'm With Cupid]

"Woohoo!"

"D'oh! (annoyed grunt)"

"I'm not made of money, Lisa; can't you just do your schoolwork on your arm?" [Lard of the Dance]

"Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!" [The PTA Disbands]

"D'oh! (annoyed grunt)"

"Mmmmm... 64 slices of American cheese." [Rosebud]

"Woohoo!"

"Oh, I get it! I get jokes!" [The Last Temptation of Krust]

"Woohoo!"

"If you need me, I'll be at Moe's." [Trash of the Titans]

"Ohh, why won't anyone give me an award?" [The Mansion Family]

"OK, OK, I didn't ask for your life story." [Homer the Great]

"Are you sure this is a SCI-FI convention? It's full of nerds!" [Mayored to the Mob]

"Homer Simpson, nerdbuster!" [Mayored to the Mob]

"Homer Simpson, nerdbuster!" [Mayored to the Mob]

"Aw, c'mon! If we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us." [Team Homer]

"I'm ten pins away from perfection!" [Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]

"If horse-racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is, uh, a very good sport, as well." [And Maggie Makes Three]

"Well I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler; I wanna be a league bowler." [Team Homer]

"Woohoo! We won! we won!" [Team Homer]

"*gulp* I suppose you wanna probe me?" [Treehouse of Horror]

"Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!" [Treehouse of Horror]

"Let's get some applesauce out here." [Treehouse of Horror]

"Oh, no, aliens!" [Treehouse of Horror]

"Stupid poetic justice!" [Boy Scoutz N the Hood]

"This is the greatest day of my life!"

"This is the greatest day of my life!"

"Uh-oh! Somebody's gonna have a tummy-ache!"

"Christmas is cancelled - no presents for anyone!" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"I love Christmas so much!" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"Lisa, where's Christmas?!" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"Spill it Marge, where have you been hiding the Christmas money?" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"But I'm still hungry!" [A Star is Burns]

"Give me 700 Krusty burgers!" [Boy Scoutz N the Hood]

"Oh, no! Look at the line!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"Boy, seein' that stomach surgery made me hungry." [Lisa the Simpson]

"Go away, eating!" [Boy Scoutz N the Hood]

"Here ye, here ye! What's for breakfast?" [Lisa the Iconoclast]

"I want a grinder, a sub, a footlong hero!" [Fear of Flying]

"Mmmmm.. . open faced club sandwich.." [Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]

"Oooh, bacon!" [Homer's Triple Bypass]

"Oooh, you like sweets, kids?" [Homer Bad Man]

"Wait-a-minute, wait-a-minute -- where's my Gummy De Milo?" [Homer Bad Man]

"Would you kindly pass me a donut?" [Treehouse of Horror V]

"Feelin' stupid? I know I am!" [Lost Our Lisa]

"Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!" [Homer vs. Patty & Selma]

"Mmmmm…snouts…" [Dog of Death]

"I haven't felt this way since "Funkytown."" [Colonel Homer]

"There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that." [Colonel Homer]

"We've gotta crack open your head and scoop out those songs." [Colonel Homer]

"Aw, dad, you can't do great things anymore!"

"Hey! They got chairs with wheels!" [The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]

"Maybe it's time we put Grampa in a home." [Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]

"Sorry, dad, you're too old." [Homer the Vigilante]

"Supper at four o'clock? Oh-hoh, what a sweet deal!"

"I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut." [Treehouse of Horror VI]

"I want a colossal donut, just like the one on the sign." [Treehouse of Horror VI]

"All you can eat! All you can eat!" [New Kid on the Block]

"Aye-aye, Captain! Marge, we're going to that restaurant!" [New Kid on the Block]

"Mmmmm.. Shrimp" [New Kid on the Block]

"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems." [Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in." [Homer the Great]

"Stupid poetic justice!" [Boy Scoutz N the Hood]

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees?" [Burns' Heir]

"Well, go ahead, do your worst!" [Burns' Heir]

"*laugh* Look, that kid's got bosoms!" [Lisa on Ice]

"For once, maybe someone will call me "sir", without adding, "You're making a scene!"" [Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]

"It's a party, Marge. Doesn't have to make sense." [Burns, Baby Burns]

"Well, it's like a rent-a-car car, son. Get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot." [My Sister, My Sitter]

"What's the matter, Marge? I thought you loved Jello shooters? *slurp*" [My Sister, My Sitter]

"(singing) Baby on board. . . something something. . . Burt Ward" [Homer's Barbershop Quartet]

"To Marge, and all the blissfull years I've spent hiding from her at this bar." [Dumbbell Indemnity]

"And violate the code of the schoolyard? I'd rather Bart die!" [Bart the General]

"Hello, I'm Mr. Plow." [Mr. Plow]

"Oh, no! Look at the line!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"The Be Sharps!" [Homer's Barbershop Quartet]

"We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's 100 years old and she weighs over 200 tons." [Homer's Barbershop Quartet]

"I'm goin' to the movies." [King-Size Homer]

"No talking." [Secrets of a Successful Marriage]

"Oh, no! Look at the line!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"Chair goes round, chair goes round." [Homer's Enemy]

"Do I have to do anything?" [Brush with Greatness]

"Hiya, Stretch! What's the good word?" [Homer's Enemy]

"Ooooh! Lunchtime!"

"To professionalism!" [Homer's Enemy]

"Wow, you've got pencils with your name on 'em, just like a pencil-company executive!" [Homer's Enemy]

"You'll notice that I am now a model worker." [Homer's Enemy]