"*MMMMM*"

"Now it's Marge's time to shine!" [Viva Ned Flanders]

"Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!" [Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]

"Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?" [Homer Goes to College]

"You might say the extra ingredient is salt!" [Lisa the Vegetarian]

"*MMMMM*"

"Oh my lord!" [Trash of the Titans]

"*MMMMM*"

"Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you! You got the highest grade in the class!" [Lisa Gets an "A"]
[Also: "I'm so proud of you!"]

"*MMMMM*"

"Why can't I be greedy, once in a while?" [E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)]

"You're a life-saver, Apu!" [I'm With Cupid]

"A night out is a night out." [Missionary: Impossible]

"Here you go, precious. Now, go off with your friends." [The PTA Disbands]

"Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." [The Boy Who Knew Too Much]

"*MMMMOOOWW* This sounds awfully controversial." [Sideshow Bob Roberts]

"This could be a whole new beginning for Springfield." [$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]

"Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned town pride?" [Lemon of Troy]

"I'm sure they didn't ditch you, honey. Maybe they went off to plan a surprise party for you." [Lard of the Dance]

"Can we get by on a pin-monkey's salary?" [And Maggie Makes Three]

"Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team." [Team Homer]

"I can't believe it's come to this." [Trash of the Titans]

"You're being ridiculous." [Homer's Phobia]

"For once, we're gonna celebrate Christmas as a family!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"Hey, kids! I made your favorite cookies!" [Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]

"Kids, you wanna go Christmas shopping?" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas!" [Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]

"I don't take bribes." [The Springfield Connection]

"You have the right to remain silent." [The Springfield Connection]

"Did you eat my whole pan of brownies?" [Bart's Inner Child]

"Homer, gimme my pepper spray!" [The Springfield Connection]

"I made a special cake for you to ruin; It's over there." [Lady Bouvier's Lover]

"What on Earth are you talking about?" [Bart the General]

"Taking an officer's cap is an arrestable offense!" [The Springfield Connection]

"I can't believe it's come to this!" [Trash of the Titans]

"What on Earth are you talking about?" [Homer's Phobia]

"Homer's my ... ball's name." [Jacques To Be Wild (aka Life on the Fast Lane)]

"I'm a married woman." [Jacques To Be Wild (aka Life on the Fast Lane)]

"Where do I throw this?" [Jacques To Be Wild (aka Life on the Fast Lane)]

"I think I'm allergic to seafood." [Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]

"Mmm. What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?" [New Kid on the Block]

"A night out is a night out." [Missionary: Impossible]

"Assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot-in-the-arm." [Homer the Smithers]

"Everybody please, be on your best behavior. Bart, no grifting!" [Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]

"I thought it was so opulent! Like the Playboy Mansion, but non-sexual." [Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]

"Where's all that liquor coming from?" [Burns, Baby Burns]

"Are you boys through playing war? Then here's some cupcakes!" [Bart the General]

"A night out is a night out." [Missionary: Impossible]

"Ooh, it looks like everyone in Springfield showed up for this!"

"I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate. Selfish, even!" [Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]